{"product_id":"100-cotton-im-retired-you-are-not-retro-vintage-retirement-retire-tshirt","title":"100% Cotton I'M Retired You Are Not Retro Vintage Retirement Retire Shirt Hoodie Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:1.4em;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 10px 0\"\u003e⚡ 100% Cotton I'm Retired You Are Not Retro Vintage Retirement Retire T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStand out from the crowd. Bold clothing design on a premium, comfortable clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e T-Shirts are 100% cotton for a soft, breathable feel. Hoodies and Sweatshirts use a premium 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend for warmth and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e Advanced digital printing locks colors deep into the fabric — no peeling, no cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy customers love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed to impress — stand out in any crowd • Easy returns if you're not 100% satisfied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🌈 Choose Your Color\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"100% Cotton I'm Retired You Are Not Retro Vintage Retirem... - Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e📏 Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"100% Cotton I'm Retired You Are Not Retro Vintage Retirem... - Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 How to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Find your size and favorite color using the charts provided. → Make your selection from the dropdown menus. → Add to cart, check out, and we'll handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 New designs drop weekly at \u003cstrong\u003ePrintMintTees.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bookmark us and never miss out!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PrintMintTees","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":46244488052921,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":46244488085689,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":46244488118457,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":46244488151225,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244488183993,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244488216761,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":46244488249529,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":46244488282297,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":46244488315065,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":46244488347833,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244488380601,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244488413369,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":46244488446137,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":46244488478905,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":46244488511673,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":46244488544441,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244488577209,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244488609977,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46244488642745,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46244488675513,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46244488708281,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46244488741049,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244488773817,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244488806585,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":46244488839353,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":46244488872121,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":46244488904889,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46244488937657,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244488970425,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244489003193,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":46244489035961,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":46244489068729,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":46244489101497,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":46244489134265,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244489167033,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244489199801,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ S","offer_id":46244489232569,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ M","offer_id":46244489265337,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ L","offer_id":46244489298105,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":46244489330873,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244489363641,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244489396409,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46244489429177,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46244489461945,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46244489494713,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46244489527481,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244489560249,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244489593017,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":46244489625785,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":46244489658553,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":46244489691321,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":46244489724089,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244489756857,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244489789625,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":46244489822393,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":46244489855161,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":46244489887929,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":46244489920697,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244489953465,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244489986233,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":46244490019001,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":46244490051769,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":46244490084537,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":46244490117305,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244490150073,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244490182841,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":46244490215609,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":46244490248377,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":46244490281145,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":46244490313913,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244490346681,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244490379449,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":46244490412217,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":46244490444985,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":46244490477753,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":46244490510521,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244490543289,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244490576057,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":46244490608825,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":46244490641593,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":46244490674361,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":46244490707129,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244490739897,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244490772665,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":46244490805433,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":46244490838201,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":46244490870969,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":46244490903737,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244490936505,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244490969273,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":46244491002041,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":46244491034809,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":46244491067577,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":46244491100345,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":46244491133113,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":46244491165881,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/3418\/5401\/files\/100--Cotton-I-m-Retired-You-Are-Not-Retro-Vintage-Retirement-Retire-T-Shirt.jpg?v=1770036416","url":"https:\/\/printminttees.com\/products\/100-cotton-im-retired-you-are-not-retro-vintage-retirement-retire-tshirt","provider":"Print Mint Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}