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I Make Fake People Nervous Humor Shirt

I Make Fake People Nervous Humor Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $24.94 Regular price  $32.94
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ€” Your New Everyday Favorite

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ€” the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

๐Ÿ“ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโ€™s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ€” we print and ship it your way.

Hereโ€™s Why Itโ€™s Worth It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Zero Compromise โ€” Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ€” the design isnโ€™t going anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿงต Comfort-Level: 10/10 โ€” Gildanยฎ blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Put It On, Forget Itโ€™s There โ€” Thatโ€™s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ€” Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.

Material Details

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ€“6 oz, 100% US cotton โ€” light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ€” warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Choose Your Style

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and youโ€™re all set!

Delivery & Handling

  • โœ… Crafted in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ Standard US: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Express US: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 7โ€“14 business days.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโ€™t accept returns for sizing errors, but weโ€™re always here to help if something isnโ€™t right.

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