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I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
  • I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt
I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

I’d trade my first born child for a 1L bottle of ranch dressing shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94 $26.94
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Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
  • 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Trust the Source – Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.

Fabric & Construction

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Pick Your Color & Size

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Delivery Info

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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